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10 signs you need to go south for a vacation:

10. You have added a remote starter for your snowblower.
9. Your spouse finds you crying in front of the T.V. as you watch the weather.
8. You bring your swim suit and snorkel to the bathtub.
7. You have put up beach chairs and an umbrella in the snow in your back yard "in faith."
6. You have taken a hammer to "White Christmas."
5. You beg the pastor to preach on "How Hot is Hell?"
4. You have discovered that the BBQ works at minus 20 degrees.
3. You ask the pastor if the church can do a Carribbean theme next Sunday.
2. You look for a thermostat that goes up to 120 degrees.
1. You go to Tim Horton's to get a hot coffee for your car.

by Glenn Shewchuk

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Last updated July 13, 2010.